Calm Your Knits
thesanityclause:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

I saw Terminator Salvation rifftrax so I guess robot killer.  
But I don’t wanna…

YES I AM AN ITALIAN SEAPLANE BOUNTY HUNTER SHOOTING DOWN SEAPLANE PIRATES YEEEEAAAAHHHH

SWEET BISCUITS!!! I’M A ITALIAN SEAPLANE BOUNTY HUNTER TAKING ON SEAPLANE PIRATES TOO!!!! HECK YES!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!

thesanityclause:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

I saw Terminator Salvation rifftrax so I guess robot killer.  

But I don’t wanna…

YES I AM AN ITALIAN SEAPLANE BOUNTY HUNTER SHOOTING DOWN SEAPLANE PIRATES YEEEEAAAAHHHH

SWEET BISCUITS!!! I’M A ITALIAN SEAPLANE BOUNTY HUNTER TAKING ON SEAPLANE PIRATES TOO!!!! HECK YES!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!

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